20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from baby with 297,930 notes

droil:

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 


every time I see this I just see

droil:

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

every time I see this I just see

Source: nowyoukno

20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Vintascope with 661 notes

vintascope:

Arthur Sarnoff
How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

vintascope:

Arthur Sarnoff

How to make a grilled cheese sandwich

Source: retrogasm

19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from less than a single waking glimpse with 213,012 notes

dianoetic:

frostbackcat:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

An old friend of mine’s son would shit the ground HARD. And laugh it off because hey Mom didn’t panic. So he cried only when it, you know, actually hurt.

I’m 27 and I still panic when my mom panics first.

Source: kaliskadyami

19th August 2014

Photo reblogged from RitchandSpace with 110 notes

ritchandspace:

The True Victory of the Daleks
(special thanks to David for inspiration)

ritchandspace:

The True Victory of the Daleks

(special thanks to David for inspiration)

17th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Unimatrix Eight with 8,141 notes

ladyyatexel:

vanishing-tardis:

This is an amazing book

is this real life

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16th August 2014

Post reblogged from Raktajino, hot with 126 notes

wheresmypineapple:

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Looks like our man Bashir is coming to GOT

*screams like a ferengi*

Hope he kept those holodeck costumes

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15th August 2014

Quote reblogged from nothing but a gnab gib with 107 notes

He spent a lot of time flying.
He learnt to communicate with birds and discovered that their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with wind speed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries. Unfortunately, he discovered, once you have learnt birdspeak you quickly come to realize that the air is full of it the whole time, just inane bird chatter. There is no getting away from it.
For that reason Arthur eventually gave up the sport and learnt to live on the ground and love it, despite a lot of the inane chatter he heard down there as well.
— Douglas Adams, “Life, the Universe and Everything”, Ch 34/Epilogue (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

Source: w-e-r-n-e-r

8th August 2014

Quote reblogged from nothing but a gnab gib with 114 notes

It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without the proper training.
— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

Source: awestruckbibliophile

3rd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Raktajino, hot with 21 notes

mehyewll:

There was a sign-up sheet for bringing food to a cookout tomorrow, and one of my friends (foolishly) wrote “unicorn jerky” next to my name.

I accepted the challenge.

The jerky is regular beef jerky with various decorations. I bought edible adhesive and mixed it with some pearly dust stuff usually used for fondant, then painted it onto each piece. Then I sprinkled it with little gold stars and pink sugar sprinkles. The unicorn horns, are, obviously, carrots with the same decorations… minus the pink sugar because sugar + carrots = bleah. Carving them was fun.

3rd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Frogman with 120,265 notes

thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

L

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